19 April 2010

A DAY IN THE LIFE

This is exactly what I didn't want to happen. I've gotten more than a month behind on my blogging, and since the "arrival" of spring, I haven't really thought about writing. I'll do my best to update with words since I've been a couple months sans camera.

Mid-March, Emily and I took a road trip down to beautiful Valencian coast to marvel at the spectacle that is Les Falles. 20-30 neighborhoods in the city spend all year brainstorming, fund raising and constructing these monuments ('falles' in Catalan, 'fallas' in Spanish) which are usually a satirical or extreme interpretation of anyone or anything in the public eye. Some of them just look like random scenes or ideas, but most of them hold national if not international meaning. Anyways, Emily and I decided to make our trip a little more unconventional. So we rented a car. Most European cars are manuals. Not a problem, I remember those first few horror days of driving into LOP with my new 5-speed and having an anxiety attack because the cars behind me were creeping way too close. Unfortunately, though I live independently half way across the world from my parents, I cannot rent a car in Spain. (Couple more weeks though, and 22 will no longer be stopping me from conquering the planet). My cougar friend Emily, however, was 23 at the time. She does not drive a stick. So as the Hertz lady says to me, "TÚ NO CONDUCES" Emily and I are scheming as to how the hell we're going to get the car off the lot, with her behind the wheel. We get escorted to our neon blue Ford and with Emily's calm and patient demeanor and my frantic "THIS IS WHAT A CLUTCH IS" speech, she successfully launched (And when I say launched, you totally know what I'm talking about, right? Gas, gas, gas, gas, gas, foot pops off the clutch and BOOM, you're peeling out and flying forward) the car out into the middle of a city intersection in Zaragoza and within 3 mintues, we coasted to safety. I'm just going to say it.. Emily was super 'clutch' in that moment.


Did I mention that we rented the car with plans to sleep in it? Because, yes.. that happened.




This is the miniature version of the Falle that is actually a couple stories high. It's called a ninot (Catalan for dolls). The Falles can cost over 100,000€ to construct and did I already say that they burn the shit out of them at the end of the festival?



Spain is having a hard time getting things right lately. 2nd to worst economy in Europe and, without a care in the environmental world, burns numerous plastic and rubber structures every year. Despite that, Spain's encanto will never diminish. It's all about tradition, anyways.


Later that month, arrived one of the best vacation weeks in the whole year. Spring break, baby. Sara and I decided to stay local and head south to Seville and Cadiz. Seville is known for it's elaborate and most well known Holy Week festival compared to all other cities in Spain. We didn't know that. Pre-departure, the only response we received was the Spanish hand gesture for "LOTS OF PEOPLE." True that, these Aragoneses know what they're talking about. It was an intense transition from pueblo life in Aragon to major big city with it's biggest festival going down. We handled it well though, because it was almost a 20 degree temperature increase and there was not a shortage of marvels to...marvel at. Though I admittedly haven't done my research on KKK garb, it just makes sense that the style was stolen from an ÜBER religious and sacred celebration of Holy Week in the Catholic world. This was not a familiar sight for me. Imagine, hundreds and thousands of people in "KKK dress" (if you will) parading the streets, dragging black crosses, holding the body of Jesus Cristo or the mourning Mother Mary. Objectivity is practically flowing through my Anthropological blood, but I can't pretend that the faceless bodies in white, black, green, purple (especially the one's in the middle of the night walking with 4 foot high burning candles) didn't make me feel weird... at first. Day one, I was hiding behind the old people in wheel chairs as little children approached this figures, pulling at their coattails, asking for candy. CREEEEEEEEEEPY. Day two felt better, and from there on out, it really just became a bother because these parades ran day and night, sun-up to sun-down to sun-up again and more than anything, made it a cluster-fuck of people who prevented me from getting back to my hotel every night. The rest of spring break was absolutely brilliant. We flew from Seville to Barcelona where 2 became a group of 6+ and I was on a mission to make everyone obsess as much over Barna as I do. I think the city should thank me, and then hire me to live there forever. Good weather, good eats and good people to kick start my favorite season of the year. Anyways, less talk, how about some cultural immersion through foticos. Enjoy! Oh one last thing, remember Christopher Columbus? Well, he left on his second voyage out of the Cadiz port, and as he sailed away, waved to the King and Queen who stood on their royal balcony. It still exists today, believe me!


Ladies in black lace on Holy Thursday.




Making friends, peace. Trying to anyways



The man.




Where the important people sit for the holy processions.



Plaza España in Seville.



Cádiz.



The BCN troop, more or less.



If you want to join my Barcelona tours, they include minimum of a whole afternoon in the park climbing trees.




We spent a beautiful Sunday afternoon in a nearby meadow. Shooting bows and arrows, playing frisbee, climbing on rocks and throwing our bodies around in the sun.



My girl Kendicita came and spent 3 or so weeks with me in my beloved Calatayud. My friends here embraced her, she fell in love with Spain de nuevo and we had the most blessed days together. She is tied for the most beautiful people on this earth.



Óscar's family owns the Jiu-Jitsu gym in Calatayud. His father invited us to come "play" and try it out. Turns out, most of the students are MY students at the highschool, black belts and badasses. I think I was expecting it to be more like Karate, do a little warm up stretching, etc etc.. First thing we have to do.. drop down on the ground and army crawl across the mats. After that, try and wrestle my students to the ground. They were patient and they definitely could've dominated me worse, but I like to think I put up a real fight. Nails!!!



With Óscar and my students. The blonde is the champion of Aragón. Cool life?!




Emily's colleague took us to have a photo shoot dressed in the traditional costumes worn for the festival of Alfonsadas in Calatayud which takes place the beginning of June. It's like a medieval festival, with plays and parades and of course, serious fiesta time. I may or may not be here, but either way, do you think my red vans go well with my Arab cape? (Sara is dressed like La Dolores, who is the famous prostitute of Calatayud, the reason why all of Spain knows of my pueblo)



A weekend mini-vacay to Fuerteventura of the Canary Islands. Did you know that they are Spanish territory but right off the western coast of northern Africa? Anyways, these are true desert islands complete with cabras salvajes (savage goats o sea, wild goats), sand dunes and camels. Chulísimo no? Personally, me da igual, the water was gorgeous, I'm a little morenita and yeah, the beach and sun heals all.




So blessed, and I don't even feel bad about it. HERE'S TO DOING WHAT YOU WANT WITH YOUR LIFE!



These are my little cutie students, private English lessons. From the left they are: Mar, Cristina and Sandra. We were practicing the present continuous in the form of 'going to + infinitive' and the objective was to tell each others' fortunes. Of course, for my enjoyment, I made them wrap their heads in sparkly scarves and rub an invisible glass sphere for a more realistic feel. Of course they loved it, they are 11 year old chiquitinas!



We try to do a weekly dinner with our friends as we only have a few weeks left and we're trying to aprovechar todo. Anyways, as promised to them, we had Mexican night, as you can see by the plate in the foreground, complete with guac, black beans, fajitas and SALSA PICANTE!!! Well, if you thought Spanish food was super exotic, that's false. It's good, really good,, but it lacks variety. You can go to ANY cafetería in any town/city across Spain and you will find the same exact menu as anywhere else. I actually like the idea in that it's about simplicity, straight alimentación instead of every restaurant in America that has to come up with THE most unique dish (though that is really fun as a consumer). Either way, spicy food absolutely does not exist here. Except for 'mojo' (pronounced moho but with a really strong back of the through hhhhhhh) which actually, comes from the Canary Islands. Anyways, on the (my) spice barometer, it's barely gets a 2. So with the surplus of Cholula, Tapatío and other chili sauces we've been gifted by our amazing families (shout out!!) in the States, my Spanish friends made me SUPER proud by not only trying them, indulging in the spice without glasses of milk to get them through it. Jorge, the bravest of them all totally dug the Tapatío though I don't know what happened in his stomach. I mean to put it into perspective, Javi can't eat ketchup it's too spicy. HAHAHAHAHA, right??!



Well now I'm just excited I have someone to gift what remains of my giant Tapa when I leave. Oh and also, Jorge peer pressured Oscar into only eating the food with hot sauce because (that's freaking objectivity) and I quote him, "¡ASÍ SE COME!" which means that's the way you got to eat it! Later that night I had written in my notebook: "Españoles sí comen salsa picante! Todos somos capaces!" And so, we've adapted this saying "hay que sufrir para disfrutar" (you gotta suffer to enjoy it!) and it applies to eating blood sausage and hot sauce and many, many, many other situations. Haaaaaha



So that's what 23 looks like...

Tomorrow is Cammy's and my birthday. I brought American cupcakes into my colleagues, they were blown away, obsessed. Here's something I love about Spanish women in serious contrast to the world I grew up in: These ladies live in a country where the most DELICIOUS, varied, sugary and fatty baked goods are baked and devoured on the daily. There is no shame, they don't think twice about eating dessert, taking the largest slice or having seconds. And above all, obesity is NOT a problem here. The women are gorgeous, and probably more because there are less preoccupations about weight and more enjoyment of all the amazing delicatessens. Probably helps that drive-thru fast food restaurants don't exist and the closest McDonalds is an hour away from Calatayud, but I'm speaking for Spain in general. Spain 1 - USA 0 (And they eat pork, fried shit and bread for every meal) Health! Just another wonder of the way the world works...


Lastly, I'd like to pick up kite-boarding, and never leave the beach:


07 March 2010

UN AVISO! WARNING!

We speak differently here. So if you were considering make a trip to Aragón to visit me (and someone better be...), pay attention closely.

It's Castellano with a twist. Here are the most important lessons:

Lo más importante: El 'Pues'
Entonación (Intonation)
Los Diminutivos (Diminutives)
Obviedad Gramatical (My personal favorite)
Afirmación Negativa (Negative Affirmation...wait, what?)
Las Indicaciones (Indications/Instructions/Direction)
El 'Co' (Maño - Tío - Dude)

Now, ¡Venid!

Also, should I go to Valencia for Las Fallas this weekend?

Lastly, everyone watched THIS, right?

22 February 2010

COSICAS

A speedy update as February comes to a close, and in the order that these things come to my brain:

My living room has, over the past few months, slowly been transformed into a craft room or decoration station. It all began when Sara got me hooked on making bracelets with thread. I considered it a decoy so I would stop gnawing on my fingers, but I've only completed three and a half so, new methods are in order. Well, Sara came back from Christmas break with an entire bead store. She makes a piece of jewelry a day by now and splurged big time on some cheap Japanese beads via London. We needed a use for our dining room table anyways. Apart from that, our Carnaval wigs found a home atop the vases on display in the living room and because it's also consistently been freezing here, by the time one load of laundry is finished drying on the rack, on the chairs, on the doors, on the couch and on the tables, it's time to wash more clothes. So it's this magical dressing room space where, we have the means to bedazzle every piece of clothing we own. Maybe we should invite MIKA over.

Reasons why I love direct translations, SPANISH-ENGLISH-SPANISH part 83: It's verdad that I do get frustrated when students continue to make the same silly/easy mistakes time after time after time after time. But there are a few that make me smile rather than grind my teeth. For example: In Spanish, the word for parents is PADRES. "I live with my fathers and two brothers." Duh, I know you mean parents. Although, Spain is with it, gay marriage is legal and guess what, the world doesn't explode with legalizing gay marriage! And people are happy! Multiple jaws dropped to the floor when I sadly informed a class that not EVERYONE in the United States can legally wed. Right?!

This may come more as a shock to people that haven't seen much of me since high school, but... I wear my hair down almost every day. Sporty spice Karli has morphed from tom boy athlete to a sensible human that is extremely appreciative for having hair, in general. It's effing cold here. EFFING cold.

Remember how my family sent me one of those big bottles of Tapatío the beginning of January? the quart size? Well, we've (I've) been more than half way finished with it after the first month and I was really starting to get nervous about my remaining 3 months in Calata.. I'm a splurger, I hate rationing.. SURPRISE, my family knows me well, and God said, make it burn! Now I can make that soup-kitchen sized pot of spicy ass chili to get me through the rest of winter.





YA ES PRIMAVERA....(not).....travel plans: Having grown up in a small town, I can really feel at home living in Calatayud (population 20k but condensed into a mini sized city, so technically it's about 1/5 the size of Grass Valley). But sometimes I'm reminded of the downside of this sheltered childhood. Today, my students had to answer the question: "If you could live anywhere in the world, where you you live?" Survey says.... ZARAGOZA. Really???? It's 45 minutes away by car. They go every month for shopping and partying. It's like answering Roseville or Sacramento. Anywhere in the world huh? Hence, I'm looking forward to do some traveling of my own.
PLANS
Semana Santa (Spring Break): Sevilla, Cádiz (the dirty south), BARCELONA for Emily's birthday (24, puag)
May: San Sebastian, Bilbao and Santander (All in the pretty pretty Norte de España ahh!)
Random week in April vacation package: Canary Islands, yeeeeeeeeeee... Here's what the islands look like now:





And here's what they need to look like by the time I get there:

¡¡¡¡FLOOD GODS, PORFA!!!!


The Carnaval Run-Down:
Lady Gaga, Hannah Montana and Michael Jackson dominated the scene. But there were definitely other impressive costumes. And, Calatayud throws a mean Carnaval parade. Floats and American marching bands toured the streets: Grease Lightning, 101 Dalmations ( I think they were a handful short), Egyptian mummies and my favorites of course were a group of my babies as little "Caperucitas Rojas" or Little Red Riding Hoods prancing around. I had a photo but that of course brings me to my next highlight of the evening. Adiós camera. Dishonesty brings gnarly Karma, no? Hay dos foticos:






We started another group English conversation circle (drums optional!) at the Official Language School in Calatayud for professors/maestros in the area. It's great. Last week we talked about Kobe Bryant, Valentine's conversation heart phrases, Spanish news programs (weather, soccer and more weather) Nick Nolte, John Travolta, colloquial Spanish phrases we need to know, stereotypes about people from California (my flatmates had lots to say) and our favorite colors. This week, I'll be bringing organic pumpkin muffins (thanks Kel) and who knows where the conversation will go. Spaniards are opinionated and proud people.


Los Amantes de Teruel






Emily and I ventured to Teruel (1 of the 3 provinces that divides Aragón) on Saturday night for a city wide festival known as "Los Amantes de Teruel," which celebrates the supposed history of these two lovers set in Medieval times. Serious flashbacks to 8th grade Renaissance fair and this time around, everyone is draped in coats and shields with swords strapped to their bodies, including babies, teenagers and grandparents. The best part is that for highschoolers, it's totally not UN cool to dress up in the garb with one's respective families, in fact, it's pretty cool. Faux-fur hats, broaches and tunic dresses, ummm yes! Who needs a bonfire with all those layers keeping you warm? Well, Emily and I did. So we two vegetarians found the perfect flame to help thaw our puppies:

EW

And of course, since we weren't dressed appropriately and wanted to blend in or at least get part of the Medieval experience, we just hiked up a mountain, retrieved a long stick and tied our picnic bag to it.




Sword fights:




The English department at Leonardo de Chabacier shares an office with the French department. "Languages¿" Anyways, Pilar, a French (she's Spanish) profesora is an amazing woman. Her husband owns a very successful fruit business, farming, distribution, etc... They have a little country house where Pilar likes to host lunch parties with her ladies and fill everyone's tummies with the most delicious yum-yums and on top of it all, this woman is always laughing. I just want to be around her all the time. So I've decided I'm going to ask her to adopt me. She laughs and cooks, what's more? Oh she likes to travel and has house a beach house on the coast. Well, she invited me to lunch with her group of friends. It was... incredible. The house, the food, the ladies. We took group photos after a million rounds of soup, cheese, bread, vegetables, sausages, stuffed peppers, coffee, champagne, wine, tea, fruit and cinnamon rice pudding and instead of "say cheeeeese" they say: "CLIIIIIIIITORIS" which after some laughs turned into embarrassment because I had to inform them that it is literally..... the same word in English.


Almost the whole group.



Lovely Pilar is the woman in front of me



Here, I'm with Fina (in front) who is also a profesora of French at the high school.


Lastly, a CONGRATULATORY shout out to my frienders: Luke&Rachel and Ross&Renee who will be getting married this summer! Os quiero!




05 February 2010

PRESENT CONTINUOUS BLUES

Fridays are my day off. I have a lot of time to unwind and reflect on my (hardly) work week. These are the highlights for February 1-5, 2010.

1. WATCH THIS

2. I accidentally joined the Twitter network and I follow 7 people through their twisted ideas and lives: Barack Obama, MIKA, Alex Spieller, Lady Gaga, Emily Thompson, Björk & Neil Patrick Harris. I think I got the # and @ tricks down. Not quite sure if I totally understand Tweets on the whole, but I'm intrigued for sure. How else would I have stumbled up THIS? If you'd like to follow the happenings of yours truly, find me: cabecita_loca

3. My girl Kendy just proposed this LIFE OPTION on Facebook.. It's just, I want to live everywhere in the world. Canada, Mexico, Every country in Central and South America, not really Russia at the moment, somewhat dreaming about spending my summer in Gulu, Uganda with a good friend, Brooke Hodges who is doing real good for the world and betters my life in many ways...to continue: the South Pacific, Southeast Asia, Thailand, regular Asia & Emily T even suggested stopping in Iceland on a flight to or from Europe.. (it's only 3 hours from NYC!) etc etc etc.. Today is a beautiful day though, and that's the only thing I can think about. There is one wall of our apartment building that gets the best late-afternoon sun while blocking all the wind at the same time. I think this is the weekend to invest in beach chairs and get some quality reading time done on the curb of our street.. (Requiem for a Dream?) Speaking of ladies, that brings me to my next point.

4. Today is a fiesta, and it's all about the fem-bots with TETAS! Signs started popping up around town for different Saint Agueda celebrations tonight. Our female colleagues have made dinner reservation for a nice well rounded group of ladies basically ranging in age from 22-50's and we're hitting the town. Before dinner, we're starting the night out classy with a concert; pianist brother-sister duo notable for their classical piano renditions, Mozart, Beethoven, etc. A dinner break at El Pacha and from there... the night is ours. We can either cruise back across the bridge and catch a midnight drag show at the hotel by our house or head to the newly opened discoteca, Oxid, for a special ladies night. All we know is the elementary teachers want to go dancing. Done and done. Happy day, chicas!

5. I have a confession, and it's one I will have to shamefully admit to a class on Monday. You CAN use the present continuous to talk about future plans. Oops, sorry Adrian, you were right. Reasons I should be teaching Spanish grammar and not English.

6. I've been test driving one of my favorite Christmas presents ever. It's my soup bible. 1 stock, 100 soups. We've had to twist and personalize them a bit, especially because 2/3 of us in the house are vegetarians (for the time being, and hey, I feel great!) but so far, we've had no failures. Two weekends ago I was a bit under the weather and Sara bear mommy'd up on me and made a most delicious Tomato and White Bean soup. Last night, we took a different route... Squash & Lentil. I had to share the recipe, it was... Easy! and Jummy! Wintry and Hearty!

Onion, chopped. (calls for 2, I used 1.5)
Garlic. (calls for 2, I used probably 7)

Heat 3 tbsp of olive oil in a large pot and simmer Onions and Garlic until softened.

2 lbs or 1 kg of squash or pumpkin, cubed. (it's really however much you want/fits in the pot)
1/2 cup lentils. (I used dried lentils because they'll cook in the broth. but there's no need to go light on the lentils, so much iron!)

Add squash and lentils to pot, simmer for a few minutes. (5 maybe)
Add these spices to the pot, too: Cumin, Nutmeg, Cinnamon, Ginger, Coriander.

Add vegetable broth, 7.5 cups (7 cups couldn't fit in the pot so it really doesn't matter, plus, less watery more squashy? Anyways, you can pre-make the broth or just put the water in and drop the vegetable bouillon)

Bring to boil, then reduce to medium heat. Let cook for 45 min - 1 hr.

Then the fun part: FOOD PROCESSOR!! We have a hand held one, so that's way easier than transferring to the processor and back again.

Lastly, salt, pepper and the one ingredient that will MAKE OR BREAK your soup, I swear: LEMON JUICE, fresh squeezed trumps, 1.5 - 2 lemons will serve.

Wouldn't hurt to add a dollop of plain Greek yogurt (healthier alternative to sour cream) for garnish!



Now, this is a way to enjoy winter. Warm hugs to everyone, XOXO

P.S. I tried to get a trim as I am finally accustomed to and happy with long hair... She chopped it off. Guess 4 fingers is more than I thought