UN AVISO! WARNING!

We speak differently here. So if you were considering make a trip to Aragón to visit me (and someone better be...), pay attention closely.

It's Castellano with a twist. Here are the most important lessons:

Lo más importante: El 'Pues'
Entonación (Intonation)
Los Diminutivos (Diminutives)
Obviedad Gramatical (My personal favorite)
Afirmación Negativa (Negative Affirmation...wait, what?)
Las Indicaciones (Indications/Instructions/Direction)
El 'Co' (Maño - Tío - Dude)

Now, ¡Venid!

Also, should I go to Valencia for Las Fallas this weekend?

Lastly, everyone watched THIS, right?